| Tue, Feb 2nd |
John Vaughan
|  | jonvon: @akassabov see, there's this potable water problem there... lt;rimshotgt; #nevermind #dumbjoke 2:00p |
| Mon, Jul 27th |
John Vaughan
| | jonvon: u know a woman likes u when she starts telling u what to do. #dumbjoke #notkidding 10:27a |
John Vaughan
| | jonvon: on sunday at the pool a large gap toothed woman tried to pick me up. she could have done it too. #dumbjoke #notkidding 10:21a |
| Tue, Jul 21st |
Ben Poole
UK |  | benpoole: Woman walks into a bar & asks for a double entendre.
So the barman gives her one #dumbjoke 5:35p |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Shakespeare walks into a bar & orders a pint. Barman ushers him out: “You’re bard!” #dumbjoke 5:28p |
| Fri, Jul 17th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Watching sex on TV with mum & dad: embarrassing! I didn’t realise they knew how to work the video camera… #dumbjoke 4:35p |
| Mon, Jul 13th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: @stickfight - you reminded me. Duck walks into a bar: “Two beers please, and put them on my bill.” #dumbjoke 8:28a |
| Sat, Jul 11th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: I don’t believe in astrology. I’m a Virgo, and we’re pretty level-headed and sceptical #dumbjoke 4:03a |
| Fri, Jul 10th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: I have a stepladder. It’s very nice & all, but I think it’s sad I never knew my real ladder #dumbjoke 7:34p |
| Thu, Jun 11th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: How do find Will Smith when he’s lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints #dumbjoke 12:00p |
| Fri, May 8th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting chilly so they lit a fire.
It sank; see, you can’t have your kayak & heat it too #dumbjoke 12:01p |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home. #dumbjoke 11:56a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Talking horse fails to pot his first ball in a snooker game. His name? Mr. Ed. #dumbjoke 10:10a |
| Thu, May 7th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: I bought an all day breakfast. I ate it in five minutes then demanded my money back. #dumbjoke 11:18a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: A nose walks into a pub and orders a pint.
Barman says, “I’m not serving you, you’re off your face” #dumbjoke 10:37a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field #dumbjoke 10:16a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Two parrots on a perch
One says to the other, “Can you smell fish?” #dumbjoke 9:55a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers #dumbjoke 9:40a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Dog limps into a saloon in the Old West: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw” #dumbjoke 9:36a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Mrs. P. is off to Lakeside this morning. But like I said to her, once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall #dumbjoke 5:38a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: My wife told told me she thinks I’m average. I thought she was being very mean #dumbjoke 5:01a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: @ericmack Just for you… I hear corduroy pillows are making headlines #dumbjoke 4:52a |
| Tue, May 5th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. #dumbjoke 4:10p |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me. #dumbjoke 12:16p |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Stewardess to me on a plane recently: ”Hello sir. Window seat or aisle?” to which, somewhattaken aback I responded, “You’ll what?” #dumbjoke 10:54a |
| Wed, Apr 29th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: I phoned the UK swine 'flu helpline earlier…
… But all I got was crackling #dumbjoke 5:49a |
| Fri, Apr 24th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: A chap walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.
…"A pint please, and one for the road.” #dumbjoke 9:31a |
| Mon, Apr 20th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: A termite walked into a bar and asked, “Is the bar tender here?”
#dumbjoke 8:35a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Did you hear about the person who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
They were dragged under by a strong currant #dumbjoke 7:04a |
| Thu, Feb 26th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself. #dumbjoke 9:20a |
| Wed, Feb 25th |
John James
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada |  | wildunknown: @belgort That's just an opening for so many bad jokes... #dumbjoke 7:16p |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: OK, seeing as you’re so keen I continue: Did you know that all tennis players are witches? For example, Goran—even he’s a witch #dumbjoke 5:33p |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: A truck-load of tortoises crashed into a van-load of terrapins… It was a turtle disaster #dumbjoke 4:02p |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: A red ship crashed into a blue ship. The two crews were marooned. #dumbjoke 11:58a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Why can’t you get any aspirin in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat ’em all #dumbjoke 11:24a |
Christopher W Linfoot
Birmingham, UK |  | clinfoot: Because he'd look silly with 6 inches. #dumbjoke 10:34a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: My dog’s called “Blacksmith”. Every time I have a visitor, he makes a bolt for the door #dumbjoke 10:16a |
Steve Castledine
Leicester |  | scastledine: He doesn't have a chair #dumbjoke 10:15a |
Steve Castledine
Leicester | | scastledine: He's got little legs. #dumbjoke 10:11a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: A dyslexic walks into a bra… #dumbjoke 9:40a |
Steve McDonagh
Coleraine |  | Dominoyesmaybe: A Blonde lassie from Ballymoney failed her driving test yesterday cos he drove into the river to dip her lights #dumbjoke 9:26a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: Descartes walks into a bar. Barman asks, “Would you like a beer?”
Descartes replies, “I think not”. POOF! He disappears… #dumbjoke 9:23a |
Steve McDonagh
Coleraine | | Dominoyesmaybe: @benpoole - Q- What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A-Justice Fingers. #dumbjoke and oddly one of the very few clean ones i know 9:11a |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: First thing in the morning bacon & eggs walk into a bar.
Barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.” #dumbjoke 9:06a |
| Tue, Feb 24th |
Ben Poole
UK | | benpoole: #dumbjoke I saw a man stealing a gate last night. I didn’t tell anyone though, in case he took offence. 6:31p |
