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My First Stalker (or "lotus notes is so not being used anyore")


Just received the most amazing email from my friend "businessadvice10@yahoo.com"  Apparently, my advocacy of "Louts Notes (sic)" has been redefining me.

I'm kind of curious whether this is actually targeted at me personally, or if this is one of those "topical spam" messages meant to trick me into some weird phishing scam.  I hope Chris Linfoot has some insight.

Continued...

Louts Notes is becoming obsolete.  Guess business must be bad or desperate

You may want to try and remove some of these that are being said unless you know they are true and have a feeling they are.  Just saying!!!

nathan freem - asshole Definition
noun
1.        the anus
2.        Slang a person who is stupid, foolish, despicable, etc.
nathan freeman - idiot Definition
n.
1. A foolish or stupid person.

nathan freeman -
v. whined,
v.intr.
1. To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint.
2. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.
3. To produce a sustained noise of relatively high pitch: jet engines whining.
v.tr.
To utter with a whine.
n.
1. The act of whining.
2. A whining sound.
3. A complaint uttered in a plaintive tone


The Mailer Header is simply: "YahooMailWebService/0.7.199"

Man... I feel SO intimidated right now.  Thankfully I live in Georgia, and I can run down to Walmart at 2am and buy a shotgun!

Comments

1 - Wow, that's just... wow.

Wonder if he'll be at LoutsSphere. (sic)

2 - I already use "Don't be a Nathan" in conversation. Emoticon

3 - don't worry Charles .. we do the same about you :)

4 - Wait... something doesn't seem right here.

Didn't the shotgun come with your lease?!

5 - ROTFLMAO! Wankers like this totally crack me up.

6 - If you were standing in front of me right now I would call you an asshole. No need to hide behind an email Emoticon.

7 - Up in Nathan's neck of the woods, all households are required, by law, to own at least one firearm.

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The stalkers would be better off going after some of those treehugging folks up near Seatle!

8 - Nathaning anonymously that Lotus Notes may be becoming obsolete, make you a nathan. If these nathans would just get their heads out of their nathans and spend some time with the product then they would see how much better it is than spamming people.

9 - Wow. I think it shows your importance more than anything. If you've ever wondered if it's worth you time, you've got proof that it is.

@7 ...Sily... It's not required by law. As someone born and raised in the South (except for a stint in Dubai) that'd be like requiring folks to have air in their homes - pointless. Emoticon

10 - Insulting people is the latest trend in tricks to dupe people into phishing schemes. Don't take it personally.

11 - OK, I'll bite. Let's have a look at the full MIME source.

12 - @6
best laugh I've had in weeks Emoticon

Love the Bruce v Nathan cagematch. Somebody must sponsor for Sphere 2009.

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